Bag Of Bones

Guess his wife was serious when she said she wouldn’t be caught dead in that convertible…huh? Get it? Caught dead? Skeleton? Ahhh screw you guys, I thought it was funny. Connecticut

Save The Boobies

Yeah it’s Breast Cancer Awareness month, we know. Simmer down, I don’t think we need that big of a reminder. Texas

He Must Work Out

I see you spent quite a lot of time working on your glutes…Bad news for you is I don’t think women even have anacondas to want your buns hun, so it looks like you wasted your time. Louisiana