Creepy Clowns
Well that is terrifying. Speaking of scary ass clowns, there will be a new generation of kids (and adults like me) absolutely horrified by clowns again thanks to Twisty the Clown from American Horror Story. Kansas
Snake Bite
Who needs mace when you have a damn snake around your neck?! Fantastic way to prevent attacks. Horrible way to make friends. Louisiana
Freshly Squeezed
Sorry, my cabana boy had to go out and get me some fresh pineapple juice so this one is on me. Florida
Risking Exposure
What appears to be a very risque bikini top is in fact just a totally unnecessary back boob exposing tank-top outfit. Sorry to disappoint, but that’s life, get used to it. Texas
