Skirt Burn

Guys, don’t you just hate it when your skirt is just tight enough that it tugs on your ass-hairs when you move? Annoying right? Texas
Weak Foundations

You know what is the foundation to a solid line? Not having any cracks in it. Those are the weak links and soon we’ll all fall apart. Ohio
Miss Orange-Fingers

Those are some fancy running shoes and flashy yoga pants you’ve got there. Perhaps you could share some fitness tips with us all once you literally get your hand out that bag of Cheetos. Florida
Wite-Out

I’m not sure what type of Ghost of Christmas Present look you’re going for in the attempt to go all white there but I can tell you, it’s working. I’m a little scared. South Carolina