Swim With The Fiches
Oh you lookin’ fo some fiches? Well tough shit, der not fiches to dey. Gotsta go get yer fiches somewhere else buddy. Texas
That Face Tho
We all knew Michelangelo was the partying Turtle of the group. I just didn’t know he was so generous. $5 for that little booty shake? I’m not breaking out a Lincoln unless I got a nipple to the face! Unknown
Halloween Biscuits
I like how you dressed your bottom biscuits up for Halloween. That’s getting into the spirit of the season folks! Texas
Grandma’s Day Out
At Walmart’s sister store Sam’s Club, even the laziness is a bit larger… Ohio
