Pantyhose Fo Sho
Fashion Tip#584: When your yoga pants look like pantyhose you may want to kick the size up a notch or pick up some sweatpants or jeans instead. Colorado
Masking The Smell
Ebola is in the country! Everyone freak the f*ck out right now!!!! Oh wait, you’re at Walmart. Pfftt, trust me there have been stronger and deadlier diseases infesting that place for a lot longer that haven’t killed you yet. Texas
The Morning After
You ever wake up the next day, roll over, look at the person next to you and go “Holy mother of mercy, what did I do last night?” Michigan
Heaven Or Hell?
Whenever the word heaven is in my mind I cant help but think of this song in The Green Mile and that makes me smile….until now. You’ve officially ruined heaven for me. Congrats, that is a ginormous asshole move you’ve managed to pull off and I hate you for it. Mississippi
