Air Jordan

Not only does your Jumpman look like he is taking a dookie, but the logo is backwards. Way to go on all accounts bud. Pennsylvania

Pooping Problems

I feel like I should walk over and take a dump on the floor so that entire roll of toilet paper hanging out of your pants doesn’t go to waste… Virginia

Clownin’ On You

C’mon bro, Halloween was weeks ago. Unless you are Twisty the Clown from American Horror Story, then you shouldn’t be dressed like a bozo….see what I did there? Eh oh! Washington