The Redneck Machine

Why would anyone on God’s green Earth sell this beauty? My tighty whiteys dropped just from looking at this sexy beast…and ladies and gentlemen that does not happen often! South Carolina

Holding It In

The way she’s clenching those buttcheeks I think there’s much more than shorts up in those biscuits. Illinois

Hairy Like Animal

I honestly can’t tell where her hair ends and her person begins. Oregon

Frozen In Time

Can we all just do away with Frozen and just LET IT GO already? As far as Disney movies go, it was average at best. If it wasn’t for that damn song which is super catchy, we all would have forgotten about it already. For all of your immature people like me out there, you […]