Come At Me Fro!

I can’t think of a more badass combo than a huge red afro and shoulder pads. It just screams “come at me bro” and you know that bro won’t step up. Connecticut
Bungee Bobby

I feel like this guy escaped from our friends over at WhiteTrashRepairs.com and snuck his way into Walmart. Ohio
Christmas Trees

Ok I suppose that’s one way of getting into the Christmas spirit. Just go into that type of thing knowing you’ll probably have a bunch of little kids tugging at your feet for gifts so when that happens, that’s on you. New York
Still Stuffed

The level of give a f*ck on this lady is impressive. Not only did we throw in the towel and just go out in jammies, she couldn’t even be bothered with the extra effort of putting them on the whole way. New Mexico