Fresh Bacon
This little piggy went to Black Friday… Texas
Preferably Stuffed
That is a creepy amount of stuffed animals. Unless it’s your job to refill the crane game at Walmart, and I’d like to think your company would have a more official work vehicle, then you’ve got way too many stuffed animals for someone old enough to drive. Virginia
Soggy Biscuits
What are bottom biscuits called if they aren’t technically your bottom? Thunder thighs just doesn’t seem to do this any justice. North Carolina
Drugs & Alcohol
Drugs and alcohol. The great debate. I mean both these guys scream “hire me & introduce me to your daughter” but which one would you go with? Arkansas & Wisconsin
