Better Safe Than Sorry

Because you would rather look like this than go bare ass on a Walmart toilet seat… Kentucky
Party Hard

No it’s not excessive. He is just very, very business in the front and extremely party in the back. Letting you know what’s up. West Virginia
The Un-Halloween Costume

Holy sweet mother of mercy! You are very frightening. Like the evil villain in a Disney movie scary. Texas
It’s A Man Baby!

Grown ass man looking like Mrs. Doubtfire’s adult son following in his/her footsteps. C’mon now. California