Lettuce Hide You
Little mismatch action going on here. I’d feel bad if it wasn’t commonly known that the only thing that matches a camo shirt is camo pants. It’s all or nothing brother. Pennsylvania
Free Goat Rides
Just because you put your goat in a hilarious chariot that you pull around on your motor-scooter doesn’t mean it’s cool to bring him into Walmart…I mean, it’s really, really close to being just awesome enough for me to allow it, but I still have to say no. North Carolina
Out In The Cold
When I was a kid my mother always told me to make sure I’ve got my booties on before I went outside in the cold…I feel like these girls didn’t quite grasp which booty to have on. Indiana
The Lightning Bolt
Being a kid is awesome. If it were still socially acceptable for me to rock my Vanilla Ice Steps on the side of my head and my pee wee football number shaved into the back of my head, you can be damn sure I’d still be looking super fly to this day. Tennessee
