Watered Down Parenting
I don’t blame you bud, I’d rather suffocate myself than drink Mich Ultra. Just water pretending to be beer. Michelob, stop acting like someone that just got done with a triathlon is just yearning for some of your water with a hint of beer flavor. On some bullshit right there. California
Winter Booty
Well it’s December so clearly it’s time for your winter booty shorts. North Carolina
20 Days Until Christmas!
Only 20 days until Christmas! It feels like we just cut the turkey yesterday. Who wants to come hang my Christmas lights? Huh? Any taker? C’monnnnn! Massachusetts
The Purple People Eater
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater (One-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater) A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater Sure looks strange to me (One eye?) Florida
