Winter Flowers
What? She is just adding some natural fertilizer to her flowers. Maine
7 Days Until Christmas!

With a hat like that it’s hard not to be jolly as shit around Christmas! Keep doing your thing and ruining the holidays in style my friend….For the rest of us that enjoy Christmas, it’s 7 days away! New York
All Horned Up

Guess she is all horny huh? I bet her boyfriend is Goat Boy. They would be a cute couple. California
The Dry Handy
Well the good news for all of us is at least we know this creepy mannequin won’t be giving the guy road head….huh? Road head? Right? Cause it doesn’t have a head everybody. Ya get it? Yaaa you got it. You loved it. Utah