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Wow. I guess the Candyman can….creep me the hell out. No I don’t wanna touch your candy cane mister, get out of here. Rhode Island

Hats Off

Ha! What the flying f*ck is that hat on your head?!?! – And let’s go to our reviewers, the only people to ever be able to pull off a tiny hat, Men of Film, for their thoughts on her style choice. Nevada

My New Accessory

Wow, a few things coming to my mind right now. (1) How big of a purse do you have that a child can fit in it? (2) Why is your child in your purse? Don’t give me any bullshit medical reason either because no doctor would ever prescribe purse-riding. And (3) When you fly, does […]

#Frozen

Let it go, let it go, let that terrible song get stuck in your head all day. Also, I’m a huge fan of animated movies. Like way more than a 29 year old male should be, and I will use this tiny platform that I have to say out loud that Frozen didn’t quite suck, […]