3 Days Until Christmas!
You know what I love about ugly Christmas sweaters? It’s that women over 50 have no idea they are ugly Xmas sweaters. They just think they are some good looking sweaters. It’s the best. 3 days people, get jolly! Ohio
Posted Up
I can see your butt. Also, stop buying posters of One Direction or Bieber or whatever…unless you plan on wrapping the poster around your butt, then perhaps go ahead with your purchase. Texas
Jingle Jangle
If you need advice I’d ask this lady. Clearly she has the “key” to life. Or maybe the “key” to success? Maybe even the “key” to someone’s heart. I bet she sings in the right “key”? I think you get my point. Oklahoma
Lack Of Holiday Spirit
You must think very highly of yourself to assume anyone wants any part of your weird beanie hat, checkered shoes and hand that looks more like a poorly drawn penis. Virginia
