WWIB: #Golden

It’s been a while since we’ve had a “Who Wears it Better?” so we thought we’d celebrate by winning gold baby. Who ya got? Texas

The Dog Catcher

I don’t want to make any accusations here, but if given a lineup where I had to spot the dude that has bodies buried under his mother’s basement, I’m taking the guy with a stuffed dog sewed onto his shoulder. Oklahoma

Sittin’ Sideways

This guy better be damn good at MMA to have the you-know-whats to walk around with a side ponytail hairdo like that. Virginia

The White Tiger

Probably buying some jewelry for his anime girlfriend. I’m not quite sure how computer cartoon things wear jewelry but then again I’m not sure how people have made up relationships with them either so whatever. California