Filthy McNasty

In case you were in the mood to drive and catch hepatitis at the same time. Pennsylvania

The Dynamic Duo

Not quite sure what’s going on here. I mean obviously I know every childhood storybook is being ruined in one picture, but outside of that I’m lost. Maryland

I Gotta Pee

People do know that doing your business in a Walmart parking lot isn’t necessary right? They are open 24 hours with public bathrooms. I know they may not be the world’s best bathrooms, but they provide more privacy than a car door. Iowa

You Touch, You Die

He knows you’re staring at that power hair he’s rocking. That’s his standard “look but don’t touch” glare. West Virginia