Top Shelf

Ohhh yeaaaah, reach up there real high and grab that for me off the top shelf won’tcha hun….What? You guys don’t enjoy seeing middle school science teachers in booty shorts? Prudes. Washington

Return Of Aunt Flo

If you’re bleeding that much you don’t need pads, you need stitches. Virginia

WWIB: You Both Lose

In this gross disgusting edition of “Who Wears It Better?” we have some thick ol’ beaver swamp looking hair going up against the lady being eaten by a giant Yorkie. Alaska

The Most Important Meal

This dude looks totally insane right now. In fact I wouldn’t be surprised to learn he is a….cereal killer? Huh? Get it? Yaaaa you got it. Ohio