Gimme Some Head

Sometimes suspects at the top of the police’s lists just give themselves away. Texas

WWIB: Let Down Your Hair

If you wanted to have a whole bunch of messy weird ass hair on your head, would you go with the nappy look or the unraveled ball of yarn? California

Extra Junk

Whatchu gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk? South Carolina

Polly Want A Cracker?

Honestly, the only theory I have here is that she knows there is some sort of private detective from the court system following her around to determine if she really is crazy. Florida