Rabbit Ears

Packing 10 pounds of crap in a 5 pound bag. That’s what America does. Texas
My O My

Thanks for showing us exactly where the doom hole is. Very helpful….Wait a minute. Haven’t I seen that hand “O” somewhere before that ended up stinking it up just as bad?…That’s right. I saw that stinker Monday night from Oregon! Nebraska
Spread ‘Em

What the hell? What kind of asshole actually spreads wide to show me their actual asshole? I don’t need that deep of a look up into your soul sweetie. Keep that poop cutter to yourself. California
You Found Him

Kinda looks like Waldo just decided to say f it and get all lazy on us. North Carolina