Slip-N-Slide
Remember that dream you had where you were sitting in a mud slide? Yeaaah, that’s why we change before we go out in public. Ohio
Bigger In Texas
Looks like we go ourselves some big ol’ bottom biscuits this morning. Must be the family size portion. Texas
White Walmart Wedding
I guess my save the date got lost in the mail. Not like it mattered, I’m pretty sure whatever day it fell on I had something, basically anything, better to do that day. Unknown
Middle-Age Mutant Ninja Turtle
I hope that fanny pack is filled with condoms, ’cause you’re gonna need a bunch with all the gorgeous tail you’re gonna be pulling bro. Georgia
