Puff, Puff, Pass

They probably don’t even bother to ask to see his “medical” marijuana card. Arizona
Keep It Tight

Do you even do kegels bro? New York
Let Me See That Thong

Ohh you sneaky little devil you. Didn’t think we’d catch that cute little man-thong you got on huh? “Behind closed doors” only works if the door is actually closed my friend. Oklahoma
The Franco

Man, that James Franco is one hell of a talented actor….who knew he could play a dick so well?!?! California