Junk On The Trunk
This is what I imagine everybody’s junk drawer would look like if it magically became a Transformer and shifted into a car. North Carolina
Bravo Sir, Bravo
Oh Johnny Bravo, how far you have fallen. Well either that or Eminen and Kid from Kid N Play had a child back in the day. Unknown
Insufficient Funds
Here is a tip for all you ladies that like to show a bit too much out in public. Just know there are plenty of creepers out that that can’t wait to take a mental snapshot and deposit it to their spank bank. Better decisions people. That’s all I’m saying. Missouri
Whoa Mo
Every time I see a big bright mohawk all I can see is a big ol’ peacock with it’s nice feathers spread out for attention. Unfortunately that then makes your head the peacock’s ass, but for those of you playing at home, I still think that fits nicely in my comparison here. North Carolina
