Gimme Mo

Fantastic list you gave me there. But you know what I’ll need from you to get all this stuff? I’ll need THIS. Louisiana

Men In Yoga Pants

Bro, the only thing tighter than those yoga pants is that awesome fanny pack you’re rocking reverse style. I’d tell you how I really feel but I suspect you’d be able to break me with those glutes just like Mad Dog Hoek from Ren & Stimpy. Tennessee

Because I Got High

No, I have teeth and it turns out those two are mutually exclusive. Florida