The Black Swan

Looks like this black swan has fallen on some even tougher times. Mississippi

He Drinks A Vodka Drink

I suppose that’s one way to cope with having to go to Walmart, but this ain’t the club youngblood, keep that liquor flow outside of a place people take their children. Canada

She’s Mine

I was about to scoop up this sexy bitch but then noticed her brand clearly stated that possession belongs to Justin. That’s something us lady ranchers honor. California

The Human Ladybug

Some guys like thigh gaps, some guys like thigh pads? Wait, that doesn’t sound right. Nope, not at all. No guys like tampons in the thighs. Florida