You Fancy Huh?

I can’t tell if this is a weird creepy chick or an even weirder creepier dude. I can tell you I’m not going to get close enough to find out. Oklahoma
King Me

Thanks for proving that it’s not always good to be king. Georgia
A Smelly Opening

Ah yes, the custom plumber’s crack underwear skylight-window. It’s the hottest trend of 2015. Texas
No Worries

Forget YOLO, my man clearly lives life straight up Hakuna Matata style. New Hampshire