Chopped & Screwed

Pssst, hey Mustang Sally, your car looks like it’s about to star in the movie “Transformers Centipede”! Unknown

A Hairy Situation

That lady either has a really dope goatee or that guy has a really bad goatee and boobs. Who’s gonna roll the dice and find out? Kentucky

Cutting Glass

Looks pretty cold in Walmart today. Better toss on a really thin shirt and no bra. South Carolina

#Horsepower

You may think you’re saving the environment but I’m not a big fan of stepping in your ride’s “emissions” in the parking lot. Colorado