Precious Moments
Oh hey there creepy nicknacks. Those are all super creepy and outdated. Hell, I bet that car even smells like your Grandma’s house. Kentucky
The Proverbial Bridge
Remember when your parents always used the expression “If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, would you follow?” – This is what they were talking about. Don’t be a follower because sometimes the person you’re following is dumb. Iowa
Eat, Chug, Hail
That’s funny, I don’t see any form of proper parenting listed there amongst your priorities. Texas
Nikes On My Feet
The bottom shelf is where they keep all the class. Florida
