Dr. Shakalu

I didn’t think my Shaman would shop at Walmart. Ohio

The Milk Maid

Holy cleavage Batman. That baby looks like he won the milk lottery! Georgia

Rows Of Corn

Is there a single white person in the history of the world that has looked good in cornrows? Seriously. It’s just about the worst thing you can do to your entire image because there is a 0% chance of not looking like an untrustworthy piece of shit. North Carolina