#Horsepower

Can’t say I disagree, but I will add this important caveat – It really depends on what “car” you’re putting it in. North Carolina

Saint Christmas Day

Clearly this guy can’t figure out which holiday he is dressing up for, but then again he can’t seem to figure out which gender he is either so it shouldn’t really come as a surprise. Minnesota

Human Sandwich

Little bit of top biscuits to go with those bottom biscuits? Making a nasty sandwich I guess. Florida

Fettuccine Phil

I too enjoy my head to look like a pasta machine in action. New York