Small Objects In Mirror

You know how you assume every driver around you is a dick? Sometimes you’re right. Louisiana

Cornhole At The Tailgate

I think you should be suspended for making us see that butt crack…See what I did there? Suspended. Like temporarily banned. Cause of the suspenders. Ahhh you people can’t be pleased. Nebraska

Emoji Contest!

Okay, looks like she has set herself up for a modified Caption Contest!!!!!! Give us your best comment using emojis only! Have fun! 

TP Time

Do people honestly not feel that grimy, shoebox-type paper on their ass when they stand up? Just the thought of that texture on my sensitive booty is what keeps me up at night in terror. Oklahoma