Think Outside Yourself
That is either a terribly decorated car or a well decorated destruction derby car. No in-between with this guy. Michigan
12 Inches Of Lovin’
Do you think Guinness tracks the record for most cleavage? Seriously, let’s stop and take a minute to admire the fact that she has a good foot of cleavage showing with more in the chamber waiting. That is a Subway sub of titty hanging out. Bravo. Nebraska
The Gray Tentacle
Looking like the poster boy for a new “don’t drink and comb over” campaign. Ohio
‘You Had A Bad Dye’ Contest
Oh my goodness. I feel my brain ready to collapse under the weight of all the dye/die puns that are circling in there. So I thought I’d give you guys the opportunity to relieve some of that stress and drop your favorite comment below for a caption contest! Winner gets her leftover dye. Unknown
