Purp De Derp

Lady out shopping looking like Grimace’s mother. Not a fan lady, not a fan. Massachusetts
WWIB: Couples Edition

Couples that are inappropriate together, stay together….mainly because nobody else wants them, but I digress. It’s couples retreat time in this “Who Wears It Better?” between these love birds. Arizona
Jolly Old St. Nick

It’s none of your damn business how Santa likes to unwind in the offseason. Guy has a ton of pressure put on him that night, if he wants to feel pretty, well then dammit let him feel pretty. Texas
Bum Jovi

♫ Ohhhh we’re halfway there! Ohhh, what’s that smell in the air?! ♫ – this version somehow never left the cutting room floor. Kansas