#Jealousy

Giiiirl, you got the type of cleavage in the back that makes women jealous of what they got in the front! Arizona
A Squirrel & His Nut

The Squirrel Master on the lookout again protecting the cocktail fruit of the weak everywhere. Kentucky
WWIB: Winter Booties

Looks like they both have their winter “booties” on…if ya know what I mean. – their butts. I mean their butts. Indiana
He Went To Walmart

Nothing more romantic than proposing while they print the ring’s receipt. Arkansas