I’m Torn

It’s never a good thing when your pants look like they’ve just got done trying to break into Kevin McCallister’s house over Christmas break. Arkansas
Green With Envy

It’s crazy that you don’t see this pattern used more often in clothing. Perhaps I can write to Brooks Brothers and see if they’ll consider making me a nice pot leaf suit. South Carolina
The Pen Is Blue

And the winner for most depressingly aged Dr. Seuss character goes to…. Oklahoma
Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

Well pour me a Guinness and get me some corned beef and cabbage, I think we’ve found ourselves the King and Queen of St. Patrick’s Day! Tennessee