A Hoot

Thanks for the custom “Owl Car” vanity plate. For a minute there I forgot that you had a bright orange and blue car covered entirely by owls. Arizona

When Pigs Fly

Wonder what type of weird stuff this guy is trying to get by making pigs fly? Kentucky

#Ramathorn

I thought the Rams and the Chiefs were rivals. Huh? Get it? Cause he has a Chiefs jacket on and a ram’s horn haircut. Whatever, it’s not even football season. Missouri

Better Late Than Never

And the #1 reason I don’t go to Walmart? My luck I’d get struck by cross-eyed Cupid’s bow and fall in love with some Walcreature. Mississippi