What Will It Take?

For my own sick amusement, let’s say I put a piece of currency in that hairy hole right there. What does it have to be for you to take it out?….with you teeth. $1? $10? That Benjamin Franklin? A couple of them? Let me know. Florida
Complete With Ken

Clearly you’re a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. Also, my guess is you’re psycho-pathetically crazy as well, but whatever. Girl power! Oregon
A Lion’s Lunch

Save a horse ride a Zebra?!?! That’s a new one to me. Georgia
WWIB: Jean Jorts

Bottom biscuits from jorts? Someone got summer on dey mind. Arizona