Since ’97

I’m not sure what team you and your bottom biscuits are on but me and my squad forfeits. Missouri

The Pacifier

I get it. Going out in public can be scary and stressful. Sometimes you just need your pacifier to keep you calm and in your comfort zone. I know I don’t go anywhere without my binky winky. Florida

The Killer B’s

Thanks for the peep show on those luscious back boobs ya go there. Kinda like the best of both worlds for those guys that can’t decide if they’re a breast man or ass man. Minnesota

My Pleasure

I see Chik-fil-a is adding a gorilla marketing twist on their “eat more chicken” campaign. Michigan