From Downtown!

Maybe it’s just me, but I find these big ol’ ear gauges gross, creepy and a challenge. The challenge being the game I enjoy playing where I crumble up paper or a straw wrapper or whatever I have handy and try to shoot it through the ear hole like a basketball hoop. I encourage everyone […]

Real Life Jeff Albertson

I’m just worried about who he left in charge of the comic book shop while he was gone. New York

Modeling Gig

I see you’ve followed those heart warming Facebook articles that get shared about women loving the body they have and you decided to become a part-time model. Good for you. Not so much for us. Perhaps you can get off the Walmart runway so I can finish buying batteries, a picture frame, Pop Tarts and […]

Morning Glory

Old ladies wearing curlers out in public should be the international sign for ladies that honestly stopped giving a shit about what you think. Texas