Ty, Ty & Ty
Really? I mean for real, did you honestly think putting your kids out there like this was a good idea? Let’s ignore the fact that kids at school would have a field day with this; Was it just too much trouble to go ahead and buy the rope and duct tape for the kidnappers? C’mon […]
The Four P’s
Prepare. Preserve. Perform. Put your thong on display. I don’t know. That’s just where I assume that was going. Florida
Too Ugly
At least my man from Deliverance here is honest. Although to be fair, most prostitutes are too ugly to be prostitutes but they manage to do it anyway. Arkansas
I Need A Dollar
You know Aloe Blacc, turns out I don’t really need that dollar after all. I’m square over here, don’t even worry about it. Georgia
