The Cover Up
In case you need help figuring it out; when your shirt hangs out the bottom of your shorts…they’re too damn short. Don’t get me wrong, we all appreciate the unintentional coverup, but it’s not a good look. Virginia
Paper Plate In A Snow Storm
White Pride? Kinda crazy you have so much pride for people that honestly could give 2 shits about you now. Gotta appreciate the irony in that one. Sweet Tetris pieces you’ve got there turd. Texas
Patricia Cottontail
There are entirely too many bunnies surfacing after Easter. Unless they are Playboy bunnies, I don’t want to see them. Arkansas
Sock It To Me
Looks like we’ve finally solved the mystery of where those missing socks go from our laundry. Maryland
