The White Bronco

Perhaps you should set your bar a tad higher on your idols… Oregon
Dream On

If only the characters over at WhiteTrashRepairs.com were better at something like science rather than building bongs out of car parts and making me laugh we would be disease free. Oklahoma
The Oakland Raiders

Looks like a Pez dispenser that only delivers failure and really fast draft picks. California
Chicken Fried

It appears now we know why the chicken crossed the road. All those years of buildup and it’s such a letdown to find out it’s for Walmart. Disappointing ending there. Real shame. North Carolina