Muddin’

“…and if you hit the wrong hole you are covered in sh*t!” Louisiana
The Cheetah Thong

Kinda makes me want to run over there and start playing her buttcheeks like the bongos. Just sayin’… New Jersey
On Bended Knee

I’ve seen so many of these over the years that I like to create a made up scenario that may in fact be true. This young man is proposing to his girlfriend but he has strategically placed the ring in the 8 inches of crack he’s rocking. How romantic! Kentucky
Super Disguise

This is the perfect disguise for Superman. Nobody would expect anything from a dude on a moped, except maybe the ability to drink a case of Budweiser in the Walmart parking lot and then drive home. North Carolina