The Walmart Limo

I don’t wanna meet the girl who thinks that tractor is sexy. Ohio

Jelly Of My Belly?

Dude, what did I just say about dressing like a woman? If you’re gonna do it, do it right. Don’t half ass it…or in your case, half belly it. Show some pride. Utah

Hell In A Cell

Guy looks like he just decided to stop and go shopping halfway through his backyard wrestling match at the senior facility. Texas

Vroom Vroom

It’s the ‘self check out’, not ‘force me to check you out’. New Jersey