Yorkieman

I’m just saying this preview of Batman vs. Adorable Yorkie pup looks better than the preview for the Batman vs. Superman movie. Oklahoma
Property Of…

“Big Boy” – Is that your pet whale’s name? You may want to take better care of him, it looks like his tail is starting to wear thin. Florida
#MangledMuffins

Looks like your ass decided to get into a fight with a garbage disposal. Not trendy, just nasty. West Virginia
Absorbent & Yellow & Porous Is He

Are ya ready kids? I can’t hear you… ♫ Ohhhhh, who lives in his mom’s basement cause he can’t get a job? ♫ Tennessee