The Mini
Look at that adorable little guy! Is this what women feel like around infants? Oh my goodness, it’s. just. so. damn. awesome! Illinois
WWIB: Underdressed
I don’t understand why people enjoy betting so much. The over/under here is atrocious and I want no part in it. Florida
The Nude Suit
Wow! You know you are distracting to look at when it took me ten minutes of looking at your nude suit to finally realize your friend’s jelly rolls just hanging out for fun. New York
The Mossy Oak Mudslinger
Doin’ the Bull Dance. Feelin’ the flow. Workin’ it. Workin’ it. North Carolina
