Faux Nudey
Thought you were bottomless there for a second. Then I realized you weren’t and I found myself asking “Is what you have on even better than nothing?” and that’s an unfortunate thing if someone actually considers that about you. Florida
Lunch Meat
Some photographers just know how to capture that perfect moment…standing in Walmart…next to the Pringles…under a sign that reads “Lunch Meat”….It’s that type of natural glory that just can’t be staged. A true master of his craft. California
What Does The Goat Say?
What the hell? How many people actually have pet goats? I guess he is taking him to the Ragu festival. Indiana
Hawaiian Punch
Taking of photo of someone buying photos – inception. Luring me in with that bright Hawaiian shirt only to make me check out booty crack – deception. Virginia
