He Goes By The Name Of…

Hiding in plain sight. It’s a bold move Cotton, we’ll see if it pays off for him… Unknown
Smashed Buns

Those buns look like the package of buns that were at the bottom of the box on the shipping truck then managed to be underneath all the other buns on the shelf and finally just wind up being a jumbled mess in the clearance bin. Not great. Louisiana
The Bad Boy Cut

I can’t tell if this is a parent shaming their kid for doing something bad or just flat out child abuse. West Virginia
The Flyin’ Hawaiian

♫ Oh it’s summertime, and the patterns are bright. Lookin’ like a fool cause you know that ain’t right! ♫ California