Halfway There

If you can’t even give 100% into putting your pants on, how on Earth are you going to get anything accomplished in life? Texas
The American Hitman

I hope everyone had as much of a freaking American kick-ass weekend as this guy who might be Bret “the Hitman” Hart with an extra 70 pounds and 15 years on him. Texas
Riding Horses On The Beach

I’m not quite sure if this is a cowboy or cowgirl, but I am sure that whomever it might be is totally ready for some backyard wrestling. Texas
The Flapper

The upside of your mudflap there is that it will keep dirt and debris out but the downside is that it messes up your aerodynamics from the wind drag it creates. Pros and cons I suppose. Tennessee