The Foxtrot
There is nothing sly about wearing tie-dye. It is impossible to be slick and go unnoticed with it on. Period. You failed at being a fox. Maryland
Peep Show
I can’t pick up that many chicks!…Huh? See what I did there? Yeah you see what I did. Virginia
The Pink Package
Just because your gut nearly covers your tiny banana hammock doesn’t mean it counts as suitable for public eyes. California
Triple Double Diana
Is it still lady like to put up 27 points, 14 rebounds and 10 blocked shots? Florida
